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shining force ii: fanwork: fan fiction - you know you've played too much shining force when...
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- ... you shout "Egress" at the first sign of trouble.
- ... you go up to the attic and open chests to look for weapons.
- ... you think that eating blue M&Ms will restore 60 HP.
- ... a friend says, "Speak of the Devil" and you reply, "Which one amongst the Greater Devils?"
- ... a form asks for your religion and you fill in "Mitula worship".
- ... you begin to refer to your friends as your Force.
- ... you make a friend, and you say "You have joined the Force".
- ... you think that your vicar can raise the dead and cure poisons.
- ... you go to the library and ask the librarian on duty for the Secret Book.
- ... you ask your vicar to promote you.
- ... you insist that your ring makes you look like a hamster.
- ... you refuse to eat eggs in case they contain a "Magic Creature".
- ... you insist that only Lunar Dew can cure your headache.
- ... you begin to tell people that Dark Dragon is awakening / Zeon is reviving.
- ... you refuse to hang around with more than 11 other people at a time.
- ... you call your home "Head Quarters" and your closest friend your "Advisor".
- ... you meet a new person and ask them for their fighting class and level.
- ... you visit a graveyard and dig up the graves, "Just to make sure they're dead".
- ... you suspect that Black Forest Gateaux might be cursed.
- ... you search everywhere for anything which might have absolutely no use.
- ... you claim that Volcanon will protect you.
- ... you turn 20 and insist that you are now a Hero.
- ... you threaten to cast anyone who annoys you into another dimension.
- ... you threaten to return in 1,000 years should anyone use the above threat on you.
- ... you search for old hags in the forest.
- ... on your birthday you proudly tell everyone that you "Just went up a level".
- ... you name your pet rat "Willard".
- ... at the first sign of facial hair, you believe you are becoming a Wolf Baron.
- ... you're certain that you can fit at least 30 friends in your 4-berth caravan.
- ... your friends ask why you just threw a stone into the river, and you reply "I'm looking for the blacksmith".
- ... you ask every old man with a beard whether you can have the dynamite yet.
- ... you refuse to play chess, on the grounds that "Someone might get hurt".
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